Trip Report ~ Day Two - Part Two

And so day two of our trip continues in the lovely city of San Francisco.

Only we were about to embark to a place that isn't quite so lovely. In fact, I referred to it as the "Unhappiest Place on Earth" - hey, something had to be opposite of Disneyland. I think Alcatraz fit the bill.

Our night tour left at 4:20, and I knew we had to be there about an hour before, so after relaxing and uploading my videos, we left our hotel room at about 3 and took the walk to Pier 33. It wasn't too far.

Once we got there I picked up the tickets, and noted the tours were now sold out until Thursday! I'm so glad I got the advice to buy my tickets online a few weeks before! (If you're planning to go to Alcatraz, I can't stress that enough!) Tickets in hand, we got in line to wait for the ferry. They didn't keep us waiting out in the cold for too long. Soon enough we were moving towards the boat. They made us pose for a picture in front of this Alcatraz backdrop like we were having some Disney character breakfast. the photo was also ridiculously overpriced - like $25 bucks or something for a 5x7. Et tu, National Parks Service?

Once aboard the boat, we chose to stay on the first level near the door so we could get off quick when we docked. We grabbed some seats and eventually we pulled out, heading for the island.

I actually taped the entire voyage out, but it was too long to upload to YouTube - over 10 minutes. Along the way we heard the history of the island and got some pretty nice views of the bay and the bridge. When we were nearly there we passed a buoy that had seals on it! Unfortunately it was on the other side of the boat, so I didn't get very good video. But it was cool.

Once we arrived at the island, they explained how we'd be walking up a steep incline towards the island. They did have a transport that took people who couldn't make the walk to the top. Anyway, when they opened the doors we were in the first group that headed up. We had a guide and along the way he paused to tell us a bit more about the history of the place.

Down near the docks. You can still see the evidence of the Native American occupation in the 70's.

This, if I remember correctly, was once the Officer's club - both when it was a military prison and a federal prison. It was burned down during the Native American occupation.

It was a pretty steep walk up there! It kind of zig zags - you climb one big hill, turn a corner, and then go up another big hill. One of the stories we heard along the route was how once someone took the tour who had actually served time on Alcatraz - he can now be heard on the audio tour.

At last we arrived at our destination. The prison.



So we were taking the Night Tour - which I cannot recommend enough. It included the audio tour, the guidebook (which you usually have to pay like a dollar for, it's not very big) and tons of extra talks about the prison, but I'll talk more about that later. For now we were led into the building to pick up our headsets - and we got to see the showers.

Yeah, this looks like fun.

So we picked up our headsets and put them on to start the tour. I was happy that they were real headphones - not those stupid ear buds that don't stay in my ears.

If you've never taken an audio tour before (as I hadn't, before this one) they basically lead you around by telling you where to go - so there are a lot of people moving to the same areas at once! You can pause at any point, which is good if you want to hang back a bit. I took advantage of this a few times. It was also kind of weird because it was so quiet in there with everybody listening to the audio tour! Alcatraz creeped me out enough as it was. It was pretty scary in there, honestly. And just thinking about all the history there...I was a bit unsettled! But it the audio tour was really fascinating. Definitely don't tour Alcatraz without it!

So one of the first things we saw, was a cell. There are a lot of them, as you can probably imagine! Now I'd never seen a prison outside of TV or movies before (thankfully!) so I had no idea what to expect. And I was a little surprised, as this video shows:



After that the audio tour really got started, and we saw pictures of the 4 former inmates and 4 former guards that we would hear on the tour. And then everyone started shuffling around at the same time.

Our crappy camera sometimes takes some pretty neat pictures in low lighting. There are 3 rows of cells on each side. It's really overwhelming.

A better look at a cell.

The most dangerous place on Alcatraz - the kitchen and mess hall. They had the actual benches you could sit on...I declined. Creepy!

A view of the recreation yard.

Brian inside a cell. Again, I declined. Have I used the word creepy yet?

Hmm... This might be a picture of D-Block - where the difficult prisoners were kept. This was also where "the hole" cells were - you know, the isolation cells. You could go in one if you wanted. Brian did.



I, once again, declined. ULTIMATE CREEPY. You can see on the video how QUIET it was in there.

This damage on the floor was done during the battle of Alcatraz - an escape attempt gone horribly, horribly wrong. There were a lot of escape attempts on Alcatraz, but this one resulted in the deaths of a few guards and so much control at the prison was lost that marines had to drop grenades down to try and subdue them. This is damage from the grenades.

Eventually we got to see the administration offices and such - then we were led outside where we got a great view of San Francisco at night. It was pretty cold outside though, so we didn't stay outside too long. Though it wasn't much warmer in the prison.

Administration offices.

After this we learned about the famous escape attempt where the two brothers and their friend put fake heads in their beds and escaped on a boat of raincoats - they were never found. We'd learn much more about escape attempts later.

After the audio tour ended, we had our choice of a few talks that were happening that night - this was all included in the night tour. There was a talk about bank robbers, escape attempts and a cell door demonstration that we were interested in. There were two more boats leaving that night - I think the earlier boat left a little after 7 and the later boat left around 7:40. They made sure to let everyone know that they would make sure everyone got on that last boat! (Can you imagine getting left behind? Yikes.)

Anyway, first we went to the bank robbers talk. Many of the prisoners on Alcatraz were bank robbers. It was interesting - she gave us a little quiz to see how well we knew what it took to make a bank robbery attempt more successful. I got all the questions right!

After that we went outside to wait for the escape talk. It was cold, cold, cold outside now! It was pitch dark, and we were on an island in the middle of the bay. Brian had brought a hat with him that he didn't want, so I quickly stole it.


Anyway, despite being cold, this talk was AWESOME. In one of the escape attempts, the convict managed to steal a whole military uniform over YEARS, finally sneak on a boat - only to sail to nearby Angel Island where he was quickly caught and returned. In another attempt, the guy actually managed to swim all the way to the shore near San Francisco, but he was suffering from hypothermia and passed out. The teenagers who found him called the police. It was a really fascinating talk.

After that there was a little time before the cell door demonstration, so we checked out the store. Brian got on line to buy a few things and the line moved super slow because the store was closing soon so everybody could get the hell off creepo island. So we were a little late to the demonstration. But we made it in time to watch them open and close the doors a few times - you can see why they call jail the slammer. They could open all doors at once, or just one if that's what they needed to do. And when a door was open you could see it perfectly because of the red paint on the inside of the door.

After that we headed back down toward the dock. We caught some of another talk on escape attempts, but this guy wasn't as interesting as the first talk.

While we waited for the boat to board, I recorded this:



On the boat back, we sat in pretty much the same place. I was starving, and while there was a snack bar on the boat, it was nothing I wanted. The people who worked on the island were also on the boat, which makes sense. It really was the last boat off!

After we disembarked, we looked for our overpriced picture just to see how terrible it turned out - pretty terrible. Then we started walking back to the hotel. We were both hungry and just wanted to grab something quick - so we started wondering if there was a McDonald's nearby. We hadn't seen one yet. I knew there as an In & Out Burger on the Wharf somewhere, but in the dark who wants to go wandering around, you know? Anyway, believe it or not we ran across a McDonald's. Lucky us! So we got some food there (I think I got chicken nuggets), took it back to our room, and just relaxed for the rest of the night.

In conclusion, the Alcatraz tour was AWESOME. Take the night tour. It's totally worth it. It's really well done.

Next time:
Omg, we have to drive in California?!
Mmm...cookies.
No firearms in the theater?!